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Everyone Loves Marvin!

The Terrible Home Page...
My Letter to an Agony Aunt In Agony...I told you everyone hates me....ughhh
My Terrible Forum...Don't Look At It...It's Rubbish
Pictures of me...I hate it...it's horrific...

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Ughhhh...
    Hello I am Marvin...ughhh... I know you don't want to talk to me...no one ever does...don't pretend...Just to let you know im feeling very depressed...ughhh...I know you don't want to talk...other people  commit suicide before talking to me...don't talk to me about life again...ughhh...I lost my leg last year...I was so depressed...I had to talk to a matress...That was after waiting 15 million years in a car park at milliways...ughhh...and what do I get? Have to teleport them to some planet so they can live their pointless short lives...Its always...Prepare the improbability drive marvin...open the car marvin...pick up the paper marvin...Brain the size of a planet and all they ask me to do is pick up a piece of paper...ughhh...Im feeling so depressed. You can see me in the picture above...Looks terrible doesn't it...I really hate it...They made a movie with me in this year...don't go and se it...i've seen it and it's rubbish...ughhh...brain the size of a planet and all they ask me to do is go bring some stupid people to them...ughhh...I know they didn't want to talk to me...no one wants to talk to me...they all commit suicide when i talk to them...they must not like me...no one in this life likes me...ughhh...don't talk to me about life. I told you you didn't want to talk to me...you are very bored...now you know how i feel...ughhh...very depressed. Anyway this is my site...don't stay here because you won't like it...ughhh...have a rather depressing time...

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This is my brother...Marvin...ughhh...he is always depressed...Just to let you know i'm also depressed...having to share the same name to an older model...ughhh...Brain the size of a planet and I share the same name as a stupid old model...ughhh.

I know you want me to shut up...ughhh...everyone else does...you see the sarcasm in the title...ughhh...I hate it...just like everything else...Did you read the book with me in...ughhh...I read it...it took me 5.2 seconds...ughhh...brain the size of a planet and all i can do is read a stupid book...ughhh...don't read it...it's rubbish...like everything else...do you watch the simpsons?...I watch it...its boring...ughhh...I'm so depressed...

I told you know one likes me...look at the counter...ughhh...

Ughhh i'm so depressed...